Saturday, March 12, 2005
Ugly naked guy
Those of you who've seen 'friends' will know about ugly naked guy, a man who walks around naked across the street for all to see. We too have one of these unfortunately. Except although he has 5 inches of lurpak around his waist he only seems to have 2 inches in every other department. He spends most nights naked, lifting sugar bags instead of weights and I can't help thinking that anyone who has two bags of sugar spare in their house will never lose the lurpak around their waste anyway. His blinds are always left indiscreetly open which means that our blinds ,when we have visitors, have to remain firmly shut. Quite embarrassing if it were only 5 o' clock on a summers day. Anyone else have similar problems out there?
