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Well guys this is a pure exclusive from the mole in the know.Even the 'Sun' hasn't got hold of this one yet! Don't ask me how I found this but if you look at the links below you will find out a certain Big Brother contestant's secret life in Brighton.Could it be Pete? Yes guys, it appears that he belongs to a fetish club in his home town of Brighton.Not only this but he's featured in a London gay magazine (look under advertisments:vice in the link below). Not sure what expletives he shouts when he's being whipped though.
http://www.viceparty.com/photos.htm http://qxmagazine.com/pdf/backissues/qx591.pdf

After enjoying the last two Harry Potters I settled down last night to watch The lion the witch and the wardrobe thinking I would be getting much the same entertainment . How wrong I was. I had wondered why i hadn't remembered much about the story when I was a kid. Now i know why , there isnt much of one.Half the movie seems to be spent on getting through the wardrobe.Coupled with this the acting is extremely wooden. i can only guess that the person in charge of casting was American and didn't know any better.Some of the effects are very ropey indeed by todays standards and the dialogue is old fashioned a badly done. The only redeeming feature is the cgi Lion .I'm sure some people out there must enjoy the film (three years olds for example)but if your an adult don't waste your time ,just watch Lord of the rings again . You'll get much more enjoyment.

You know what really annoys me at the moment? How everyone seems to think that the sun shines out of Sharon Osborne's arse. Not only that, but the amount of airtime we are paying to see her. Just because this Nouveau riche commoner has received enough money from her bat eating,screeching talentless drug addict of a husband to make herself look less like an old hag, does this make her 'nice' all of a sudden? If she was so great why are her cussing spoilt siblings not only rude, obnoxious and obese from obvious lack of discipline. Perhaps if you had spent more time keeping your kids in shape than making money Sharon you might have a more 'normal' family.

I can't believe that Greek git Stelios received a Knighthood. Is the Queen mad? He has made his money buy making thousands of people very frustrated and angry by not having enough planes to take the place of the old scabby ones that always break down. It annoyed us with the trains and it annoys us with the planes.
My own experience with Easyjet(first and last now) was 'flying' from Newcastle to London just before New Year. Everything looked ok until a flight to Scandinavia was cancelled. Then amazingly enough it was back on again and by 'sheer coincidence' our plane was then cancelled due to a problem on 'our' plane. Ofcourse it was impossible to complain.There was no one in charge. As a result they put us in a bus and it took over 12 hours for me to get home. Too tired for New Year celebrations.
Not only do I find it insulting that they most probably lied about swapping planes but also that they expected us to be stupid enough to believe it. i wonder if the Queen has ever flown by Easyjet ? I think not...

The other day a few of us decided to visit the free outdoor cinema at Scoop next to City hall. We thought we would take a picnic and some wine and get there early and make a nice evening of it. The movie was an old one called 'Blow up'.An 'art house film' about a murder and a fashion photgrapher made in 1966.I had heard about this film and being interested in not only photography but also arthouse movies was looking forward to it.I had a wonderful evening.Until the movie started that is. people were supposed to get there before 9.15.Not only did people arrive after that time but preceeded to invade our picnic space and look at us as if we were committing a crime. It became apparent after 15 mins into the film that this was one of the worst and certainly the most pretentious of films I have seen from that era. It was a complete load of Italio drivel with some of the worst acting i have ever seen(David Hemmings was never thought of as a good actor even now).
Needless to say the audience became full of pretentious ex public school people and hippies (the sort who would root out anything if it was free). They seemed to be taking this nonsense very seriously indeed. One of these sheep even had the cheek to say that we were being disruptive because we were laughing at the sheer banality of the whole thing and some of the worst metaphors in history. I just wanted to say to those people .Firstly if you really wish to watch one of these types of movies in silence stop being a tight arse and get the dvd! Secondly I can you a list of a thousand better movies you probably haven't even seen just because its not on your pretentious list.Thirdly you should get a life and lighten up. The film really wasnt meant to be taken that seriously. You obvioulsy missed the joke completely guys.

Quote from Nikki in Big brother (one of many) on being nominated. "There's no justice in the world is there". Your right Nikki. Your still in the house aren't you....

Does anyone want to strangle Nikki from big brother?I will provide the scarf to do it with. What a wingy, spoilt, vacuous 'dancer' she is . My next door neighbour Winston the worm's babies are more mature than that.